I’m currently a hypersexual wildebeest meaning anything sets me off such as a piece of fabric caressing my skin to flirting with the coworker who’s dying to eat my pussy in the babysitting room at the gym. I’m a sexual monster and I mean this in the most repulsive manner. I’m completely ill with my days and nights of gargantuan hormones. Currently speaking, no amount of Cardio, Yoga or Weightlifting has cured it this time around, not even a spec.
I’ve been scouting the gym and looking for possibles as if I were in some local bar. I fantasized about picking one out, treating him to coffee where I’d perform my needs analysis and put my wicked talent of people character on the table for sex. My stare is fully manic and my eyes are hypnotic demonic, with mouth ajar and head tilted slightly to the side with a flame-broiled horny face.
Earlier today before passing by a male stranger I gave him sultry squinting bedroom eyes with my lips puckered into a bodacious smooch. I don’t normally like getting attention. But I enjoy giving it to others and letting their mind race with entertaining thoughts of me and what I can do. I play the part of a person’s fantasy very well just like an Oscar actress, a Porn Star or a beloved hooker. He never saw it coming and I knew as he kept walking he wondered was it aimed towards me? and was it intentional? Yes. Yes it fucking WAS!
Being that I’ve been wildly consumed by my needs and desires and never consumed by the thought of actually and literally masturbating I thought to come up with a list of songs I listen to when I’m feeling hypersexual. Some may get a kick out of this because some of you fuckers openly masturbate to me while others may actually get to probably enjoy a new tune. Unless of course, you’ll be willing to let me in on one of the songs you play when you’re feeling extra frisky? 😀
1. Heidi Montag – Body Language
2. Oro Solido – La Tanga
3. Blondie – Call Me
4. Lana Del Rey – Lolita (Or Lolyta)
5. The Raconteurs – Broken Toy Soldiers
6. Norah Jones – Turn Me On
7. Sade – Is It A Crime
8. Country Strong Soundtrack – Shake That Thing!
8. Wynter Gordon – Dirty Talk
9. Donna Summer – Love To Love You Baby
10. Calvin Harris – Feel So Close
11. Britney Spears – Selfish
12. Shakira – La Tortura
13. Flashdance Soundtrack – Manhunt
14. Maroon 5 – Stutter
15. Janet Jackson – Throb
16. Metro Station – Shake It
17. Junior Reid – One Blood
18. Fiona Apple – The First Taste
19. Enrique Iglesias – I’m Fucking You
20. Billy Idol – Rebel Yell